| Well, I'm insane. |


Before I'm 18...1. Win NaNoWriMo at least once. !2. Find free porn.! !3. Watch the porn.! !4. Watch 2 Girls 1 Cup.! 5. Buy the shirt that says I survived it. 6. Cosplay L with *good* hair. 7. Win a cosplay award for something. !8. Take part in con photoshoots.! 9. Learn conversational Japanese. 10. Learn conversational Mandarin. 11. Learn swears for above. 12. Meet Tricia Helfer. 13. Meet Olivia Wilde. 14. Get autographs from above. 15. Wear a cape every day for a month. 16. Get a thong for a friend's birthday. 17. Meet stripper(s). !18. Meet prostitute(s).!Before I'm 18...
| Well, I'm insane. |
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You\'ve been listening to the erotic daydreams of an infant worm being sucked backwards through a French milking machine.
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You\'ve been listening to the erotic daydreams of an infant worm being sucked backwards through a French milking machine.
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"So sweet, the fragrant of the flowers"
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You\'ve been listening to the erotic daydreams of an infant worm being sucked backwards through a French milking machine.
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It puts HAIR on your CHEST and BALLS on your PENIS!
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You\'ve been listening to the erotic daydreams of an infant worm being sucked backwards through a French milking machine.
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~I don't want to be a man. I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.~
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You\'ve been listening to the erotic daydreams of an infant worm being sucked backwards through a French milking machine.
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